"My eye wants to watch a movie"

Quickly as Jordan and friend seem to be making popcorn and without supervision, there is likely to be not only an excess of salt but popcorn kernels galore on my living room floor.
So. I'll make this quick.

Sedona has taken to personifying her body parts as they have very specific needs and requests. She came to me the other day and said calmy and in a regular voice, "Mommy, my eye want watch movie." I said, "Oh really?"

And she replied, with small squeaky comedic voice and fingers plucking and pinching eyelid, "my want watch movie"
regular voice - "see?"
Here apparent eye's voice - "my want watch movie"

This happened again the following day when her knee wasn't sleepy. She couldn't possibly take a nap when her knee wouldn't stop shouting things like (again in the weird squeking, not Sedona talking voice), "MY NOT TIRED! MY NOT SLEEP RIGHT NOW!"
regular voice - "See? My can't go sleep. My knee not tired. My just sleep all day smorning"

Remind to follow up on the "all day smorning" trend in my next post.


Is anyone still reading? If so - please leave a comment or a threat or something. I fear I've let you all down taking absurd leaves of absence here. Months without a post makes for restless and eventually absent readers.